I have absolutely no idea.

May 29
keepcalmandbeweird:

omgomgomgomgomgomg i can’t….too cute!!!!

keepcalmandbeweird:

omgomgomgomgomgomg i can’t….too cute!!!!

May 26
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May 25

A 90 years old man holds hands with his 40+ boyfriend. People call him a pervert, no one knows he’s been hibernated for 70 years. People call another guy short. No one knows he has a serious genetic mutation that causes him to turn into a green raging monster. People call a man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting with his assassin of a wife who didn’t like the nest he had built them. People call a man stupid but they don’t know he is the norse god of thunder. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you won’t do it, because you do what you want.

May 25

Vaguely threatening letters from children.

May 25
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suntoobrightinherlosingeyes:

sonic-setting-24601:

mypetrockbernard:

rosiebeck:

This is the best video in existence. Your argument is invalid.

wait what is this

This was worth the effort of opening up an incognito window and signing into my personal Tumblr to reblog, just saying.

OH MY GOD

OH MY FUCKING GOD

JOHN BARROWMAN WHAT ARE YOU

May 15
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sweetsassymollassy:

allons-ytobakerstreet:

enigmaticrose:

theabsurdsmallwonder:

end-reality:

anniephantastic6:

ohh-jaah:

mintchocolateicecreamcake:

ishipanythingthatbreathes:

stravaganza:

moonwalk-into-mordor:

Sometimes I get bored.

Best Thing invented.

Tehehehehehehehe.

ALL THE AWARDS 

BRILLIANT! 

YES.

THIS.IS.BRILLIANT.

PERFECTION.

May 15
shoe-has-a-cat-with-a-gun:

yankmywand:

mtowntimeagent:

lastofthenerdlords:

krisderp:

Sniper what are you doing? Are you drunk? There is nothing to shoot there. What are you aiming at? 

I dunno, that wall looks pretty suspicious.
#You had one job, Sebastian. #One job.

Sebastian you are drunk.

Why does nobody else see that John is looking drunkenly at Sherlock’s crotch? Am I the only one that is seeing this?

shoe-has-a-cat-with-a-gun:

yankmywand:

mtowntimeagent:

lastofthenerdlords:

krisderp:

Sniper what are you doing? Are you drunk? There is nothing to shoot there. What are you aiming at? 

I dunno, that wall looks pretty suspicious.

#You had one job, Sebastian. #One job.

Sebastian you are drunk.

Why does nobody else see that John is looking drunkenly at Sherlock’s crotch? Am I the only one that is seeing this?

May 15
celestialteez:

noirmartian:

hinokit:

xitswalliex:

itsxandy:

xitswalliex:

 #for a moment I thought #what if that ball hit batman in the face instead #and I sat here cackling by myself for like 10 seconds
omg

Did you check the trajectory? It was going to hit Batman in the face but was like “Wait. Nope. Nuh uh.” and swerved to the left.

I’D GET THE FUCK OUT OF BATMAN’S WAY TOO
PHYSICS BE DAMNED
no wonder Batman never gets shot
THE BULLETS ARE AFRAID OF HIM

Reblog for comments

BULLETS WEREN’T AFRAID OF HIS PARENTS.

BAHAHAHAHAHAH ^^^^^^

celestialteez:

noirmartian:

hinokit:

xitswalliex:

itsxandy:

xitswalliex:

 #for a moment I thought #what if that ball hit batman in the face instead #and I sat here cackling by myself for like 10 seconds

omg

Did you check the trajectory? It was going to hit Batman in the face but was like “Wait. Nope. Nuh uh.” and swerved to the left.

I’D GET THE FUCK OUT OF BATMAN’S WAY TOO

PHYSICS BE DAMNED

no wonder Batman never gets shot

THE BULLETS ARE AFRAID OF HIM

Reblog for comments

BULLETS WEREN’T AFRAID OF HIS PARENTS.

BAHAHAHAHAHAH ^^^^^^

May 15
May 15